“The Damsels in Distress: Book of Songs” is a Paper Opera project to include all of The Damsels in Distress songs. Each page will include song lyrics and an accompanying illustrated image of each song.

Album: The Family Album

I Don’t Drive

Take me to the movies, for I don’t drive.
Take me to the art shop, for I don’t drive.
And I wouldn’t mind a little ride.

Take me to the drug store, for I don’t drive.
You can take me anywhere, for I don’t drive.
And I wouldn’t mind a moonlight ride.

You can wear pants and you can wear sweaters, but you can’t walk in this cold weather.

Take me to the bookstore, for I don’t drive.
Take me to the corner store, for I don’t drive.
And I wouldn’t mind a moonlight ride.